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The Candy Cane Heated Robe worn, floor length, with candy cane trim and stocking pockets 1 / 7
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The Candy Cane Heated Robe

Floor length and hooded in deep green plush, with candy cane trim on every edge, a candy cane heart, two stocking pockets, long wide sleeves and two lined foot pockets at the hem. A removable USB heater runs through the lining with five heat levels. Arrives in a Merry Mischief gift box.

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Made to order, not held in stock. Allow 20 to 25 days to make, then 6 to 16 days to ship. You get a tracking link by email the day it leaves the workshop. Cancel free within 24 hours, before it enters production. After that, see our refund policy for how claims work.

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Why this one

A blanket you can walk around in

The heat controller in hand

It actually heats

Five heat levels on a USB controller. Level one you would sit in all evening. Level five is for when the house is freezing.

Feet tucked inside the two lined foot pockets

Your feet go inside it

Two lined foot pockets at the hem, so the part of you that gets coldest first is inside the robe instead of hanging off the end of the couch.

A stocking pocket with holly

Sleeves and pockets that work

Long wide sleeves you can pull your hands into, and two stocking pockets for a phone, a remote and whatever else you are holding. The hood is deep enough to disappear into.

The details

What you get

LengthFloor length
SizeOne size, oversized
Heat levelsFive
Arrives in4 to 6 weeks
Foot pocketsTwo, lined, at the hem
SleevesLong and wide
PowerUSB, removable
PackagingMerry Mischief gift box
Questions

Before you order

Why does it take a few weeks?
Because each robe is made to order once you buy it, rather than pulled off a shelf. Allow 20 to 25 days to make and then 6 to 16 days to ship, so about 4 to 6 weeks in total. We would rather say that up front than quote you a week and miss it.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by November 12. After that the making and shipping time can run past December 24 and we will not promise something we cannot do.
Does it cover my feet?
Yes. The hem has two lined foot pockets, so when you are sitting or lying down your feet are inside the robe rather than sticking out of it.
Can I cancel?
You can cancel free within 24 hours of ordering, before it enters production. After that it is being built for you, and our refund policy sets out how to make a claim and the 30 day guarantee once it arrives.
How does the heating work?
A heating element runs through the lining, powered over USB from a small inline controller with five heat levels. The controller unclips so the robe can be machine washed.
What size is it?
One size, cut oversized and floor length. It is meant to be roomy rather than fitted.
Can I order more than one?
Yes, and it is cheaper per robe. Two works out at $71.95 each and three at $67.95 each. The saving comes off in the cart before you pay.
Is shipping free?
Free anywhere in the US, no minimum, with no surprise line at checkout.
$79.95One robe
Straight answer

No reviews yet, and we are not going to invent any

This is the first run. Nobody has received one, so there is nothing honest to quote. Plenty of new stores write a few anyway. Here is what you actually get instead.

Refund before it ships

Change your mind at any point before it leaves the workshop and we refund you in full. No form, no photos, no argument.

30 days after it arrives

If it is not what you expected, email us inside 30 days. In most cases you will not even need to send it back.

This batch closes October 14

After that the build time runs past December 24, so the next batch lands in January. If you want it under the tree, it has to be this one.

When the first robes land, the reviews here will be from people who actually bought one, with their name on them. Until then this space stays empty on purpose.

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First run, free US shipping, and a full refund any time before it ships.

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